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She Thinks She Is Fat
November 13th, 2007
by Peter James
In all fairness, women do have it harder when it comes to appearance. When was the last time you went out to drink with your buddies and overheard one say, ‘that guy’s ass is bigger than a barn’? Chances are you haven’t, unless you and your buddies like to hang out at gay bars. From the time they are little girls, they are piled with images of thin beautiful women. When was the last time you saw a fat doll with cottage cheese all over her ass? Everything that a girl sees, reinforces the idea that image is everything. I don’t know how much I buy into the idea that this effects a woman’s personality.
I think that it effects some women, but I don’t think it is on the scale that some might want us to believe. I think this is a fairy tale provided to us by women’s rights activists who hate men. They hate men and they hate everything a man likes.
I think the explanation for this is quite simple really. I hate to sound like a broken record, but we have to think of ourselves as if we are animals. In fact, I believe that we are animals. If we were in the animal kingdom, women are going to be attracted to a strong male. Since males have sex with multiple partners, they need to make themselves stand out from the rest of the pack.
In the animal world, a female wants her offspring to have the strongest possible genes. This is why so many women are picky about who they have sex with. They only want to pass on the best possible genes to their children, this is even true in 2002.
With all of that said, it makes sense why women are so focused on themselves. Quite frankly, I am glad they do. If they were all fat tubs of lard, my penis would shrivel up over night.
If you get sick and tired of your woman complaining that her ankles are too fat, here are some tips that you can use to make her feel better.
If she tells you her ass is fat. Chances are, it isn’t actually fat. She only thinks that it is fat. What ever you do, don’t tell her you think it is fat. Even if it is fat, this is a death wish to tell her it is.
There are ways that you can help her overcome this. If you seem too eager to help, she will notice it and your efforts will be wasted. From time to time tell her how nice you think her ass is. Give her a little pat on the buns as she walks by you. When in bed, pay attention the her ass. Rub and squeeze her cheeks. If you like, kiss and lick it. She will love it when you kiss her ass.
Her hips. This is the same as her ass. She will think that her hips are growing faster than a pot plant in a hydro facility. Touch them, massage them, that will make her feel more comfortable.
She has cellulite. I have heard this more than anything else from one of my ex’s. She always claimed to have more of this than a cottage cheese factory. Not much that you can say about this really. If she always complains about it, I would tell her that you don’t even notice it.
Her face isn’t pretty enough. This one is a pain in the ass to me. If she didn’t have a pretty face, I wouldn’t be banging her. I wouldn’t tell her that, but I would tell her that she is pretty.
Her legs are either too fat or two skinny. I had another ex that really went off on this one. Every day of the week I heard about her ‘bird legs’. She said that her legs were long and skinny, just like a bird. Massage her feet and legs with lotion and tell her how much touching them makes you horny.
Her stomach. No, that isn’t just about shooting your wad on. Some women are very uneasy about their gut. I wouldn’t go around asking her every other day if she is pregnant. Tell her that you don’t even notice it.
Wrinkles. I have never found a way to get around this one. If your woman has wrinkles, both of you can easily see them. I guess it may help if you tell her that they make her look more experienced or something like that.
The key thing to understand that even though your woman feels uneasy about her appearance, you can help comfort her. Remember, you aren’t trying to win her over, if you are at this stage of a relationship, then you already have. Don’t waste your energy in that department.
Most of us are living from lay to lay. Our main focus is having sex again, and soon. This is really why you say these types of things to your woman. You really don’t care if she thinks her ass is fat or if it really is fat, because when you bang her missionary, you won’t be thinking about that.
Keep this in mind. You tell her certain things so you can get that next lay. Don’t loose focus on that. That is what is the most important thing. If you make her feel comfortable, you will get that next lay. If you don’t, you might not get laid for a long, long time.
Do women like a lot of cum?
November 13th, 2007
Yet another one of the questions that men like to ask themselves, whether they are successful in their love life or not. These are the little details that still make sex a wonder even for experienced players. So, do women like a lot of cum?
The answer is a big "YES". Like it or not, the standards for beauty and sex appeal are encoded deep in our genes and we have little choice about certain things whether we like or dislike them. Most women like self-assured and opinionated men and this holds true regardless of all the "inner feelings" hype from the ’70s. Just like the big penis, a hairy chest or a deep voice, women see the large load of cum as part of the top male inventory.
It does not really matter if women see a bigger load as messy or gross on the rational level of their brain. They still like it deep inside because it pushes buttons in the most basic part of their minds. Just like men still fall for a big pair of breasts despite all the fashion trends that swept over this world.
Which brings us to the next logical question- if I have a small load, how do I make it bigger. Well, since the happiness of your ladies is at stake, I will provide you with a quick answer. The thing to do is to get your hands on some of those wonderful herbs, like Musli and Reishi Mushrooms, that helped men since the dawn of time to increase their sexual performance.
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Mini Meals
November 13th, 2007
by Michael Messner
Mini meals are a great way to loose weight. When we think of eating several smaller meals instead of the normal three, we automatically think that it will make us gain weight. Hold onto your hat, because you are about to learn something new. It is suggested that if you are trying to loose weight that you should eat six mini meals per day. Why is this? Well, it is quite simple. When we go on a diet, we tend to think we are depriving ourselves of something. We tend to think that we will be hungry and nervous all day long. This doesn’t have to be the case. Let me tell you how. If you eat six meals per day, you will end up feeling more full. The reason why this works is, you are tricking your stomach. You are making it feel like there is always something being added. This is, because it is true.
How do you achieve these mini meals? At first glance, a mini meal seems like something that would tempt you to eat things that are bad for you. You need to avoid these urges as much as possible. When you are eating this many meals, the urges will be great. You will think that you can sneak in things because you are eating so often.
What to do? First I would suggest that you buy some containers that you can put in your ice box. You know those plastic things that you normally would store food in. Why do you need to get these? These are a great way of making many small meals. All you have to do is put the amounts you want for a certain meal in them and keep them in the ice box. Everything is ready to go, all you need is a fork. How exactly should you do this? Well, you might find this to be very strange, but just listen to me. You don’t have to have a huge budget or be a top notch chef.
What I would do is this. You should eat each meal twice per day. Have two breakfasts. Have two lunches. This is where it can get interesting. Eat different things for each meal. Did you have eggs for your first breakfast? Eat cereal for the second one. You must keep in mind that the amount of food you would eat for a normal meal is now cut in half.
Sandwiches are a great way to achieve this for lunch. You can eat half of a sandwich for your first lunch and the other half with your other lunch. You can also mix and match the sandwiches. Do you make your lunch the night before? Make two lunches the night before. Split the two sandwiches into four different lunches. This way you will have two different sandwich halves each day. I love doing this.
Does this mean that you also eat twice as many snacks? You need to get the idea out of your head that you are actually eating twice the amount of food. You really aren’t. All you are doing is eating more often. You are doing that to avoid the hungry feeling that you tend to get when you diet. With that said, you eat your snacks the way you normally would. There is no need to cut them out of your diet. After all, you are eating the same amount of calories as you would if you were eating three meals per day.
The reason why this diet is so successful, is because you aren’t going to jump for things you shouldn’t eat. If you are having a hard time with your diet, you probably notice your new found love of carbs. They give you a shot of energy that you are craving. By eating six meals per day, you don’t have that hungry feeling that you normally would have between meals. That is the reason why you aren’t reaching for the carbs. As always, before starting a new diet contact your doctor. Tell him exactly what you plan on doing. You need to do this incase you have any health problems that maybe affected by this new diet change. It sounds crazy, but sometimes things will happen when you change diets.
All in all, this is just another approach to loosing weight. That is how you should look at it. If you see it as something that is anything more than that, you might put too much pressure on yourself.
