Archive for October, 2007
Lies…
October 31st, 2007
by Peter James
Have you ever walked by a woman at a bar and she stuck her nose up at you? Have you ever talked to a woman and she told you that she could perform the best oral sex you ever had, only to be let down? Are you the type that when you first talk to a woman, you try to prove how big of a stud you are? Women hate that, they really do. What is worse is a man who brags but can’t perform? Women don’t like men who brag. They hate it because most of it is lies. You lie to them and tell them you work in a big office building, but forget to tell them you are the janitor. You tell them you have a huge penis, maybe that is because you figure that they won’t actually see it.
You lie to them about how much money you have in the bank, but by the time you pay your child support you end up eating rice and beans for every meal.
Women don’t want a man that lies to them. They want someone who is honest, warts and all. Well, that is a figure of speech, they don’t want a man with warts. I think you get what I am saying.
One lie builds up to many lies. It isn’t good to lie to a woman as soon as the relationship takes ground. It makes no sense, you can’t keep up with all the lies. She will find out some day. She will find out that the car you pick her up in every Friday on your dates, is your buddies car and not yours.
It is important that in the blooming stages of a relationship that the foundation is good. I think of it like this. A mushroom needs sterile fertile ground to grow. If the ground is polluted, the mushroom won’t grow. Love is a lot like that mushroom.
If you start a relationship based on lies, it will crumble down. Let me give you another example. If you build a house and the foundation isn’t strong, the house will become tilted and will sink in. The same is true with a relationship.
If you feel that it is only a one night stand, lie through your teeth if you need to. Chances are she already has made up her mind before she left the house that she wanted to get laid. So, what does either of you have to loose? You both are looking for sex, as long as sex is the outcome, everyone is happy. Of course, don’t lie and tell you are clean if you aren’t. That is plainly wrong.
I was once in a relationship that was built on nothing but lies. We both lied to each other like crazy. I told her I was rich and she told me she was a stripper. Neither of them were true. She lied and told me that she had sex with tons of women, ended up none of that was true. She made the story up about the lesbianism to turn me on. To try to reel me in.
I told her that I had a great job and I was making tons of money. I wasn’t making shit for money, I just had a nice saving built up. She told me things so that I would feel sorry for her. She would tell me that she had nothing to eat in her house, all the while she was gaining weight like crazy.
Everything went smoothly in the relationship. The sex was great. Wait, the sex was fantastic. She was so good in bed that I couldn’t believe it. She rocked my world every time. It was kind of hard waking up next to a woman that I knew the whole relationship was based on lies. The thing was, the sex was so good, that I didn’t care.
One day it all went to hell. It happened faster than I could think. All of her and my lies built up to a brick wall of frustration. I was out of the relationship in a matter of no time. I couldn’t believe how fast it ended.
What happened was, my feelings were hurt. My whole life had been crushed. I actually was dumb enough to fall in love with this woman. I’m not sure how that happened, but maybe because the sex was so great. I don’t know.
I spent years and years with a broken heart because of this. Now, I don’t feel this way. I know that since everything was based on lies, that the relationship couldn’t have went anywhere. But, for years I felt like shit. I really did. It ruined my life and I couldn’t understand why.
If this story isn’t enough to make you wash your mouth out with soap every time you lie to a woman, I don’t know what will. You have to keep in mind the long term effects of your lies. She will see them eventually. She will see that you don’t have all that money that you claim you have. She will see that your penis is small compared to how you boast about it. She will see that you don’t have a clue in this world how the real world revolves. She will only see your lies.
This isn’t a good idea. If you feel like you have to lie to get a woman, she isn’t worth having. If you have to be anyone except yourself, then you need to look for a woman that you can be. All it will do is cause you problems later on in the relationship.
Think of it like this… If you have to lie, then there is a problem right off the bat. For example, if you have to lie about how much money you make. Chances are this woman is a gold digger and she is worthless. All she will do is take all of your money and run. She will run when she realizes that you don’t have any money to take.
World Record for the Biggest Penis
October 31st, 2007
Men have always considered their penis size as an important factor in their sexual and psychological health. With an enlarged penis comes self-confidence, more active social and sexual life, and, of course, a certain amount of edge in the ongoing subconscious battle for the position of the alpha male. Consequently, the question on many men’s minds is probably as to who has the largest human penis. Many studies have attempted to answer this question, but the results have been conflicting. Of course, the matter of man’s penis size is not a very ideal subject for objective study. The reason is that all men of the human specie want to claim the honor of having the largest penis. Moreover, countless ways exist nowadays to keep artificially augmenting the natural endowment of any man. Thus, it has become harder and harder to determine the answer to this important question.
For the man’s most pressing sexual concern, the first thing to be done is determine if his penis size at least meets the averages. There are several statistics dealing with today’s average penis sizes. Generally, Caucasian males have penis sizes averaging about 6.2 inches long, with the approximate circumference of 3.2 inches. However, studies conducted as early as 1795, have invariably shown that the African Negro race has superior penis length and roundness. Contrary to this, the studies conducted by the famous Kinsey Institute report only a minimal advantage for Negro races, whose genitals measure 6.3 inches in length and 3.7 in circumferences. In order to be closer to the truth, more conclusive data should be gathered in this area since the sampling of test subjects done in that particular Kinsey study yielded only about 50 black males as opposed to the 2,500 Caucasian males. This unequal sampling does not prove the figures given beyond doubt.
Now that the averages have been established, it would be proper to tackle the matter of the world’s largest penises. Unfortunately, the more precise details like the names of those blessed with the record-holding penises are very elusive pieces of information. However, the penis sizes themselves are easy to find. The largest, but unofficial measurement was obtained by Dr. David Reuben. He was able to encounter a subject with a penis that was 14 inches long, when erect, in 1969. This amazing information, however, remains unverified to this date. Thus, the official rank of the largest penis belongs to a man measured and documented by Dr. Robert Dickinson in the earlier part of the twentieth century. This record-holding penis was 13.5 inches in length and 6.25 inches in circumference. Several other studies from Alfred Kinsey, and other known scientists yielded impressive results, which ranged approximately from 9.5 to twelve inches.
At present, various claims from men all over the world have been made to several institutions stating that they possess even larger penises. The problem with the present claims, however, is that men nowadays are presented with so many opportunities for self-enhancement, that it becomes difficult to judge the validity of their claims. The present record holder’s penis was measured in the earlier part of the 1900’s, which nullifies most of today’s technological advancement in penis enlargement. Thus, until this date, Dr. Dickinson’s documented case remains to be the most valid candidate as the alpha male of the species.
Food Addiction
October 31st, 2007
by Michael Messner
Everyone from time to time gets a craving for a certain type of food. Sometimes we just crave something to eat. No real reason, other than to eat. Sometimes this can be because you are bored, or because you seem something suggestive about food. How many times have you seen a television commercial advertising burgers and it made you want one? This is healthy. We all do it. Hell, I’d say that we probably do this several times per week. Did you know, that you can be addicted to food? I know that sounds a little weird, but it is true. How can you tell if you are a food addict? Sometimes it might not be as easy as you think. There are many things that might come in your way of knowing if you are a food addict. You might be depressed or in an emotional downward spiral that will tarnish your ability to see what is going on. Over a period of time, you will be able to tell if you have an eating problem. If nothing else, you will see it in your waist line. It doesn’t take a genius to figure that out.
What foods are addictive? Well, that is a hard answer. There is no hard answer on what is addictive. It is like saying what is more addictive, beer or whiskey. Though there are a few foods that are extremely addictive.
Caffeine.
We all know that this is addictive. I’m sure if you are a coffee drinker, you know how you get the shakes in the morning if you don’t have your coffee. Is coffee addiction bad for you? It depends on how much that you drink. If you are drinking a few cups a day, I don’t think that it is harmful. If on the other hand you are drinking several pots per day, you have a problem. Even though it is addictive, you can control the amount that you consume. Unless you have a very addictive personality. If this is the case, I would suggest that you avoid coffee and other caffeine containing products all together.
Sugar.
This is addictive. We try not to think of it as being so, but it is. It is addictive because of the jolt of energy that it gives us. If you haven’t had your daily truck load of sugar and you feel tired, worn out, cranky, you are going through withdraw. Did you know that heroin addicts that are going through withdraw consume large amounts of sugar? It is said that sugar helps ward off the cravings of heroin. Sugar is one of those things that is hard to avoid. The best thing that you can do is avoid candy and other sweets. You will digest some sugar, but if you avoid those things, you will cut out a big portion of your sugar consumption. You should also avoid sodas. They are loaded with sugar.
Carbs.
This is one thing that people will get frustrated at me over. I do think that carbs are addictive. For the same reasons that sugar is addictive. The best thing that you can do is avoid eating too much bread and pasta. That is the best way to avoid getting addicted to carbs.
I’m not saying that if you are addicted to carbs you will be like a junky. What I am saying is, that you will become dependant on them. I think that many people are addicted to carbs and don’t know it. It isn’t something that we think about when it comes to addictions. What should you do if you are a food addict? If you can control it, you should do your best to do so. If you are the type that has a strong will, it shouldn’t be too hard.
The problem is, most of us don’t have a strong will when it comes to addictions. We are a race of addicted creatures. I’m beginning to think that most of us are addicted to something. No matter if it is coffee, cigarettes, booze and so forth. If you don’t feel that you can control it, you need to go to your doctor. You need to tell him what is going on. Don’t be ashamed to talk to him about it. You should be more ashamed of yourself if you do nothing about it. After you talk to him you should look into finding a support group for people who have food addictions. Your doctor will probably point you to a therapist. The therapist will know of a support group you can attend. If you aren’t to point that you can talk openly about such a thing in person, you can find support groups online. They are free to use, meaning they don’t charge any money. You will begin to find out what treatment and other things are available. These are people who fight what you are going through every day.
The History of Penis Enlargement
October 30th, 2007
Many people believe that the phenomenon of male genital enhancement is a result of changing human sexuality. They believe that men nowadays have suddenly developed a sort of male vanity, probably as a result of heightened sexual activity in present society. However, the above proposition would be entirely false. It can be said that modern society has suddenly acquired a more intense state of sexual activity, the male enhancement is by no means, a novel idea.
As far back as the Ancient Greek period, a special treatment is awarded the male genitalia. Though the ancient Greeks actually preferred small genitals, they nonetheless, exerted extra effort in ensuring that their genitals remained healthy. Their refined tastes led them to view small penises as aesthetically superior over large ones. During this period, young men exercised naked and they protected their genitals by stretching the prepuce over the glans and fastening it, using a ribbon to the penile base.
Around two thousand years ago, the practice of weight hanging began to gain popularity in several tribes in Africa. It has also been proposed that this practice goes as far back as ancient Egypt, wherein the pharaohs themselves used it to increase their sexual enjoyment. Weight hanging simply means hanging devices at the penis’ end in order stretch the tissues that comprise the penis shaft. While this technique has been proven effective in lengthening the penis, it has also resulted in diminished penile girth. Moreover, it has also been shown to result in inadequate blood circulation within the penis cells, depriving them of their much needed supply of oxygen and other nutrients necessary for their survival.
Safer and less drastic methods for male genital enhancement were also developed in ancient times. One is the application or ingestion of herbal aphrodisiacs and the other is the employment of penile exercises. The vast selection of treatments offered by Chinese herbal medicine included ginseng and yohimbe, which are used until the present time to improve penile dimensions and increase the sexual appetite. Pills, patches and topical oils developed at present contain one or a mixture of these herbs to achieve natural and painless penile enhancement. Aside from these sexual effects, these herbal treatments are also known to either prevent or treat conditions like tuberculosis, kidney disorders, heart disorders and diabetes.
The ancient Arabic civilizations also placed a great importance to penile dimensions. Young Arab boys were given lessons in the penile exercise called Jelq, when they are finally coming of age. The Jelq involves massaging the semi-erect penis in a rhythmic and regular manner, enhancing blood pressure within the shaft. The effect of this technique appears in approximately a month, provided that it is done regularly and correctly.
Lastly, in the early 20th century, the penis enlargement pump was invented by an Austrian called Otto Ledever. This marks the beginning of modern equipment use in this area of cosmetic treatment. The penis pump basically creates a vacuum and causes the cells to swell with blood. With prolonged use, this technique was shown to have more lasting results.
These techniques are still present today in various forms. It is important to know the history of penile enlargement in order to have a better perspective of each technique’s background and effectivity. With this in mind, men can ascertain for themselves, which technique will be best suited for their purpose.
Fat
October 30th, 2007
Most of us are focused on fat. It is all that we hear about these days. Since the time we are kids we are told that fat is bad for us. Some people are more worried about calories than fat. To be honest you should be worried about both. You need to make sure that your diet isn’t full of junk food. You should be getting your calories from foods that are good for you. Who cares about not eating any fat, if all your calories come from sweets? I’m not sure how much I believe fat is the bad thing we make it out to be. I’m starting to believe that carbs are the real evil in the diet empire. I really do think this is why so many people are overweight in this world. Think about it like this. How many cultures in the world eat bread? Most of them eat some sort of bread.
Bread for some people is the focus of the meal. In the old days, women spent all day long making breads. This is also true with pasta in some regions of the world. A lot of places eat some sort of pasta with every meal. What about rice? The same thing. The Irish and potatoes? The same thing. These are all carbs.
Most people eat these every day of their lives. I think we are addicted to carbs. I know I am. I eat so much bread and other carbs that I don’t know what I would do without them. That, adds a tire around the waste line. I’m not saying that carbs are worse than fat per se. I mean, fat has its problems too. You eat too much of it, you are getting yourself ready for a heart attack. I mean, your body can only handle so much of them. We have all seen young men get heart attacks at an early age. So, we know that fat is bad.
Not all fat is the same though. Some fat is worse than others. Let’s talk about these different kinds of fat. We have items that are lower in saturated fat. These would include meats and cheeses. They don’t have as much fat as the items we will be talking about next. On the other hand, you have items that are more saturated than meats and cheese. These tend to be anything deep fried. They will include, donuts, french fries, potato chips.
The second is what you need to stay away from. These are high in calories. They also will clog your arteries. I hate to say it, but the good stuff in life has its risks. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t ever eat these items, but eat them in moderation. That is the key. Don’t eat them every day, but once per week. Don’t go hog wild on a whole bag of chips. Instead, get a small bag that is enough for one or two servings. This way, you won’t be tempted to eat the whole bag.
Oils such as olive oil are low in sat fats. You should use these when ever you can. Keep in mind though, you should only use a little of oil. Make sure to always use non stick cookware. This is a must and a great investment for your health. By using non stick cookware you won’t have to use as much oil when cooking. If you get the good stuff, you might not have to use any at all. I think that you should watch your caloric intake as well as your fat. I would say that they should go hand in hand. I would pay close attention to how much carbs you are eating each day. I know that I sound like a broken record, but I do think people are too dependant on them. They are a good source of energy, but you will feel burnt out if you eat them too much. I think you know what I am talking about. You feel like you need a nap all the time.
There are also health risks involved with a diet high in fat. You are at higher risk of having sugar problems and heart disease. Plus a whole host of cancers that most people don’t have a risk for. People who eat high fat diets also have skin problems. I think people who eat too much fat have very bad complexion. Their skin almost looks like leather.
I hope that you don’t finish reading this and think that you should cut out all of the fat in your diet. That isn’t my intent. Instead, you should look at the big picture. You can eat some fat, just don’t go licking a block of lard as a refreshing snack on a hot summer day.
Kinky Sex Spots
October 29th, 2007
by Peter James
Have you ever wanted to have sex in a kinky location? Of course, we all have. Sometimes the urge for us to have sex while in a certain area is overwhelming, while other times it is something we fantasize about. Sex can be great in different locations. Sometimes people get a thrill out of having sex in places where they could get caught. Sex can be very fun in places other than your bedroom. Here we will discuss some of those places. The car. This can get be a great place to have sex. This might be a little dangerous if you are driving, so do this while you are stationary. I’m sure that we all have got our rocks off in a car.
It was probably the place most of us lost our virginity…
1. A car is a great way to get a blow job or other sex act in public. You can easily pull into a public place and let her do her work. If someone catches on or you see the cops, just say that she was looking for something on the drivers side. Keep an eye out for people who may make your time less enjoyable. If you are the type that loves sex in public this is great. Nothing feels like having an orgasm while other people are watching you.
2. Sex on a rooftop can be interesting. Nothing makes you feel more free than to be closer to the clouds and sun. Be careful if you choose to try having sex in this location. Roof tops can be very hot. If they are metal, it will be super hot. Even regular tar paper or shingles can be hot too. I would suggest that if you choose to have sex on a roof top, bring a blanket along.
3. Of course, you want to be careful if you are having sex on a rooftop. Make sure not to be anywhere near the edges. Also try to make sure the area you are having sex in is sturdy. The last thing you want is to have to have someone call the paramedics because you fell off of the roof. That would make for an interesting discussion telling them how you hurt yourself.
4. Nothing sounds like the roar of a car as it goes over a bridge. Under a bridge can be a fun place to have sex. The sound of the cars and semi trucks can make you feel powerful. Unfortunately, homeless people also hang out under bridges. If you choose to have sex in this area, make sure none of them are around. It would be embarrassing to get mugged while having sex. Also check out for broken glass, that is the last thing your woman needs to get up her ass.
5. This one is quite risky. I wouldn’t attempt this unless a night in jail turns you on. Sex at public events can be great. Sometimes during a sports game or concert you can sneak in a little action. Oral sex or masturbation is easiest to perform in these situations. Unless you are certain you won’t go to jail, I wouldn’t suggest having sex in one of these places. Wouldn’t it be embarrassing if you were getting a blow job at a football game and you seen yourself on the big screen television?
Most men fantasize about having sex with the secretary. Having sex in the office can be great. This is my favorite place to have sex. I can’t even begin to count how many times I have gotten laid in the office. For the most part, if you are careful you won’t get caught. Make sure that if you are bagging her in the office the door is locked.
If you are lucky enough to be able to bag a lot of women at work, this can make the work day a blast. This is why I like doing this. The work day is so much fun when you can bang your coworkers. If you can get away with this, I highly suggest it.
If you work in an office with cubicles this can be good. Be warned, it can be easy for your neighbor to hear if you are breathing heaving and so forth. Unless you have regular asthma attacks, this isn’t for you. I have never got into this kind of sex. I think that the cubicles are so small, it is too hard to enjoy myself.
Most of us drive cars. It is how we get from place to place each day. Why not enjoy that car a little more and have sex on the hood of the car? This can be a great deal of fun if you are the outdoors type of guy. Make sure the car is in park if you choose to do this. You don’t want to be banging the old lady while the car slides down a hill.
This is probably my second all time favorite place to have sex. It is kinky as hell and it reminds me of super man. All men like to feel like the man of steal while having sex. Sex in a phone booth can be great. It doesn’t matter if it is the kind with a door or not. I would suggest that even if it has a door, keep it open. It is easy to get hot in such a small area. The only time you want to be huffing and puffing is after you are done, not in the middle of sex.
If you are into having sex in public areas, those are some of the best tips I can give. Sex in these areas will please you and your partner more than you can ever imagine. Break out the condoms and enjoy!
Is SizeGenetics Safe to Use
October 29th, 2007
One fact about a human person is that genetics are the ones that decide his or her height, eye color, hair color, facial features, etc. For men, it is also their genetics that decide the size of their penises.
For those men who were well-endowed since birth, they are lucky that they have been given the gift. Those people who have small penises are the ones that are usually mocked, insulted, and laughed at in school, even if it was not their fault. As a result, these men lose their self-confidence and in worst cases, sink into depression.
One reason for the psychological effect of penis size is that men usually consider their penises as the basis of their masculinity. For them, a big penis usually means more manly than other people.
Two things should be considered when you decide your penis size- the length and the girth. The length is how long your penis will extend during erection, while the girth pertains to the thickness of your penis when you become sexually aroused.
There are only a few people who are gifted on both length and girth. However, men should not worry any longer. Because of the advancement of men’s knowledge and technology, they have devised the latest invention that will stand out among other penis enlargement products. The SizeGenetics is the latest addition to the penis problems which uses devices, and exercises to give you the penis size you have dreamed of for so long.
At an affordable price, you get a penis traction device that can double your length and girth for only a short amount of time. This idea rooted from the device of orthopedics that could lengthen the arms and the legs without doing any damage to the body parts. This process has been done by people in the past, which just shows its effectiveness when used.
The extension device is easy to use, and you no longer need a doctor’s help to learn how to use it. Simply wear it up to eight hours a day. You do not need to worry about damaging your penis, since it applies pressure that is enough to lengthen your thing. It can even correct penises with crooked erections.
You also get access to a database filled with exercises. These are meant to add their enlargement effect to that of the traction device. All you need to do is to perform 20 to 30 minutes of exercises a couple of days per week in order to help your penis grow in length and girth. The exercises come with detailed text and video explanations.
Some more positive effects of SizeGenetics are longer and thicker penises, more production of your cells, and a safer erection and orgasm.
With SizeGenetics, you are assured to have the results you want without any side effects on your body. It only uses exercises and devices that have been tried and tested by men for years.
Fast Lunch Ideas
October 29th, 2007
Cheeky Muffy
If you are a working man, you know how important lunch is. You can’t function without a good lunch. A good lunch is the difference between feeling great during the afternoon and feeling worn out. Many times we skip on lunch. We don’t either eat the right things, or don’t eat at all. I know several people who don’t eat any lunch at all. Especially women, they think they can skip this meal and not have to worry about it. I’m the type of person who can’t skip a meal. Maybe one of the reasons is that I can’t turn down a good meal. Though, if I don’t eat, I can feel it. Nothing will make you feel like shit quicker than skipping a meal. We all know what it feels like. What do you do? You don’t have time to fix a good lunch before you go to work. Or do you? Of course you do. If you are in a relationship, you have more than enough time. One thing I would suggest is that you alternate fixing each others lunch. One day you fix both of your lunches, while the next day have her fix both of them. This will give you time to do the other things that you need to do.
You can also fix your lunch before you go to bed at night. By doing this, you don’t have to rush yourself. Which, will make your day that much better. I hate having to rush in the morning. What kinds of things should you fix? Here we will go into some simple things to fix.
Tuna and Bell Pepper Pocket
3 (6-ounce) cans drained, solid white tuna (in water) - cup chopped bell peppers - cup chopped celery - cup sliced onions 8-12 lettuce leaves (preferably green) 2 medium-size sliced tomatoes (8-12 slices total) 3 tbsp. fat-free Italian dressing 1 tbsp. dried oregano 1 tbsp. black pepper 4 (6-inch) pita breads Combine tuna, green peppers, celery and onions in a bowl. In another bowl, combine dressing, black pepper and oregano, pour it over the tuna mix and stir. Refrigerate for a few hours. When serving, put 2-3 tomato slices and 2-3 lettuce leaves in each pita bread. Add tuna mix to pitas. There’s enough for 4 servings.
I love this. I don’t think there is a better easier lunch item than this.
Black Bean Salad - (8-ounce) can drained black beans 1 (15-ounce) can drained whole kernel corn 4 chopped green onions - chopped green bell pepper 3 diced tomatoes - avocado peeled, pitted and diced - (2-ounce) jar pimentos 2 tbsp. lemon juice 3 ounces fat-free Italian salad dressing - tsp. garlic salt Combine Italian dressing, black beans, green onions, corn, bell pepper, avocado, pimento, tomatoes, and lemon juice in a bowl. Add and toss pepper, salt and garlic. Store in Tupperware and refrigerate. Offers up three delicious servings for that big appetite of yours.
This is another great one.
Smoked Chicken Sandwich - (8-ounce) loaf sourdough bread - tbsp. vinegar 2 tbsp. chopped parsley 1/8 cup low-fat mayonnaise or fat-free salad dressing - cup chopped bell peppers (you can’t go wrong with bell peppers) - small onion thinly sliced - medium sized tomato sliced 8 (1-ounce) slices low-fat mozzarella cheese 2 cloves minced garlic 8 (1-ounce) slices lean chicken 1 tbsp. black pepper Slice the loaf of bread horizontally. Remove some soft bread from inside each half. Stir mayonnaise and vinegar together. Add parsley, bell peppers, black peppers, and garlic to the mix. Let stand for 15 minutes. Layer the bottom of the loaf with 4 slices of chicken and cheese, then layer with half of the onions and half of the tomatoes. Spread half of the mayonnaise concoction and repeat the entire process from the start with the remaining ingredients. Close the sandwich with the second bread shell and chill until it’s ready to serve. When serving, cut loaf into 3 wedges (secure loaf with wooden sticks for a better cut). Makes 3 servings. There you have some easy lunch ideas. Try these, you are sure to love them.
Kama Sutra
October 28th, 2007
The Kama Sutra, or Aphorisms on Love, is probably the best known of all love manuals. Written in Sanskrit by a man named Vatsyayana, the Kama Sutra comes from the words Kama meaning desire and Sutra meaning rules.
Adapted from a long history of rich oral tradition, the Kama Sutra was translated by an intrepid adventurer, the Englishman Sir Richard Burton, for the benefit of the English-speaking world.
The Kama Sutra contains about one thousand two hundred and fifty slokas or verses discussing the spiritual aspects of sexuality and presenting many sexual positions and techniques for enhancing enjoyment of sex. It includes detailed techniques in the art of seduction, courting, gift giving, kissing, preparation and use of aphrodisiacs, and the moral and ethical attitudes during marriage.
The ancient Hindus believed that life had three purposes- religious piety (Dharma), material success (Artha), and sexual pleasure (Kama). All three were equal, and the erotic was celebrated as the seat of earthly beauty.
The Kama Sutra is not to be used merely as an instrument for satisfying our desires- but also for obtaining the mastery over our senses and attaining higher levels of consciousness.
Kama Sutra Positions
Here are some of Kama Sutra positions, most of which are named after animals and nature, mirroring man-s relationship with the natural world. Note that the sexual organ of the man is called lingam, while the woman-s is called yoni.
The Missionary Position. It is the most common sexual position, universally appreciated by both novices and experts. The woman lies on her back and the man puts himself between her legs to penetrate her. A few cushions placed under the woman-s buttocks change the penetration angle and allow a deeper penetration.
The Bee. The woman sits on the lingam of her partner with her feet drawn up, himself seated with his legs outstretched. She can then revolve her hips so that her partner-s lingam circles deep within her yoni. He arches his body or lifts her buttocks or thighs to accompany her movements.
The Monkey. The man lies on his back, with his legs straight up. The woman sits on top of his thighs, using his feet as backrest. He then lifts her with his feet, to start up and down stimulation. The woman adds to this stimulation by undulating her pelvis in a lateral or circular motion.
The Lotus. The woman lies on her back as the man, sitting facing her, fastens her ankles around his neck. She grips her toes as she presents her well-opened yoni to her partner.
The Deer. The woman goes on all fours and straightens her back. The man kneels down and penetrates her from behind.
The Tortoise. The woman lays on top of the man with her legs open allowing his partner-s lingam slide inside her yoni. Once in place, they both straighten their legs rubbing their bodies laterally and horizontally against each other.
The Cat. The woman lies on her stomach while the man lifts her ankles to make love. Both partners then rock slowly from side to side.
The Elephant. The woman lies down so that the man can enter her from behind. She can leave her legs open for easier penetration, or tighten her thighs to firmly squeeze her partner-s lingam in her yoni.
The Swing. The man lies down on his back while the woman turns her back on him and crouches down on his lingam with her legs on either side of her partner-s hips.
The Dog. A classic position when the woman is on all fours. The man, kneeling, grips her waist and enters her from behind.
The Wheel. The man and woman starts in the classic Missionary Position. The man rotates slowly on his partner using his lingam as the axis of rotation until he has come back to his initial position.
Guy in a Nudist Resort
October 28th, 2007
Nudist beaches and lakes have become really popular since the first ones sprouted in the 1950’s. Furthermore, contrary to popular belief, these beaches proliferate not only in Europe, but in Canada and the U.S. as well. Thus, three college buddies, Jay, Don, and Ryan decided to search out the perfect nudist hang-outs. Jay first came up with the idea, while surfing the internet for a good vacation spot. He realized that so many beaches near his home are frequented by nudists from all over the world. He decided to invite Ryan and Don over to plan their moves. The threesome set off in high spirits and decided to take the North-South route.
First on their list was an isolated spot near Halifax, Nova Scotia, called Suzie’s Lake. It was a perfect little lake, scenic, cool and relaxing. The problem however, is that there were too few people. In fact, they were practically alone. The friends were quite disappointed, but they stayed and swam for a bit. Jay and Don stripped down to their birthday suits, but Ryan decided to leave his shorts on. The two friends persuaded him to strip down as practice for the more populated areas they would visit, but Ryan was adamant. Unknown to the two, Ryan had a serious problem. He was not usually shy, but he could not strip all the way. He did not want them or anybody else to see his penis. This is because, unlike the average male sporting at least 5.5 inches of manhood, Ryan’s was barely 4 inches. He suddenly realized that he should not have gone to this great adventure with his two friends. He also realized that he could not keep insisting on wearing his shorts for too long.
Finally, the friends left, with Ryan feeling relieved for not being forced to get naked, but nevertheless horrified at the idea that they would be going to yet another nudist spot. The next resort on their roll was the Crystal Crescent Beach in Halifax. Ryan watched in desperation as they neared the third shore. There were literally hundreds of people! The first two segments of the beach were filled with people in their shorts and swimsuits, but the third was filled with nude sunbathers and nude people strolling about or playing in the water. Jay and Don immediately took their clothes off and joined in the fun, but Ryan tried to squirm out of sight. He watched the people and knew that he did not belong there. Men all around him were strutting about with at least 6 inches of manhood radiant in the sunlight. Jay and Don were loudly calling his name and telling him to take his clothes off. How could he possibly take his board shorts off in this crowd? The worst thing about it is that people were starting to stare at him. He was probably the only guy still wearing any clothing. Also, with him just standing around, people might think he was a pervert just getting a kick out of watching. Ryan had never been as desperate and mortified as he was at that moment.
To his relief, Jay came up to him and asked if he was ready to go. However, his relief turned to horror as Jay told him that they had more beaches to visit in Vancouver. For the first time in his life, he wanted his vacation to end. Actually, he simply wanted to drop dead from humiliation.



